Phones Key » Sanyo Phones » Can anyone please tell me what this is in english pleas easy 10 points!!

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: This is a convo i found that my husband chatted with a girl, please tell me what it means!

him: ako na bahala sa english, gawin nalang nating laro na kunwari di ako marunong magtagaloghahaha!! her: sira! torture ito!:D parang hindi ka natutulog ha
him: bakit naman torture? 'yaw mo?:(
her: nope. torture kasi magpepretend ka di marunong mag-tagalog. hahaha!:D well, actually gusto naman kita makita e. bigla ka na lang kasi di nagparadam. hehehe
him: ako ba nawala? sori na :( 'no na, tayo lng?
her: apology accepted..matagal na. hehehe.;) naka-move on na ako. lol!:D joke lang.:p tayo lang what?
him: ay ganon ba yon?:( ngerks ;p..lalabas?
her: hahaha!:) ayaw mo nun, apology accepted nga. hehehe sama mo wife mo, ayaw mo?:)
him: oo na...oo ayaw ;)~
her: ;) mmm, ok cge. when ba kayo uuwi? magaaral na pala ako mag-drive para di ako mapahiya syo. hehehe.
him: pahiya? noway! ok lang taxi no, pero kaw bahala ;) ..end of next month na yon, msg na lng cguro kita dito..
her: so soon? kala ko naman medyo matagal pa. hahaha!:D where will you be staying?
him: bday ni paolo't ni chichi that time e ..cguro sa bahay namin sa taguig
her: ah ok. were near each other na lang better living na kami e.:)
him: did anybody stay behind in tondo? (ayan na, simulan na hahaha ;p) ..musta naman studies?
her: haha!:) nope, totally new family andun now. studies? ok naman cya. i graduated last '06 pa.:) i had my teaching stint there too. hahaha!:D for 2 terms lang. the begged me to. lol!:D
him: nger, that's good ..e d ano na trabaho ngyon?
her: :pi'm a Oracle database consultant/Oracle DBA now. been here for like 3 and 1/2 years na.:)
him: naks, computer programmer din, i have my associate's now and we just work with what the air force gives us ..right now we put out a beta for a database in access and will upgrade soon to visual studio, and we have a project in c# we have to start troubleshooting soon (i haven't touched its source code yet though ;p)
her: ay no, i'm not a programmer. hehehe. database admin ako.:) i work for a IT consulting company. Oracle ang forte.:) we have clients kaya very diversed yung environment na nagagalaw ko..unix, windows,aix, etc.:) microsoft platform pala kayo no?:)
him: well, i asked kasi most dba's have degrees in programming, whether it be IT, comsci, etc..?mostly, para extra user-friendly sa mga di masyadong marunong sa computer (pilots, etc ;p)
her: hehehe. well, yeah.:) actually dito lang ako natuto ng Oracle e. hehe. kaloka pala!:D
him: oh yeah? i used to work with flash and html a lot in texas, we used to create training courseware kasi kaya lots of animations and stuff ;p
her: matrabaho yun ha. interactive ba yung courseware you created?:)
him: ung iba
her: i see. sorry, just got back sa ofc. went out for lunch kasi. you have YM id? binura mo na ako sa contacts mo no? hahaha!:D
him: katapos lang din namin kumain ..meron, therese_danda diba?
her: uhuh. e email add ko din yan e!:-p hahahaha!!:D i hate u!!:-p
him: a onga no, haha!;p ..wait, bakit hate u? kabaliktaran daw ba?;p
her: bwahahaha!!:D sira! kabaligtaran ba kamo?;-)
him: yeah that too jerk ;p
her: yeah that too jerk ;p --> jerk? u talking about urself? hahahaha!!:D kidding!;)
him: owssss rly?! kaw ha, bigyan kitang isa jan e...;p
her: isang sapak?:-D
him: kiss lang, 'no ka ba ;p
her: ah..e nabigyan mo na ako nyan. di nga lang isa e. hahaha!:D
him: onga no ..e d iba nalang...;p
her: hahaha!:D ano?
him: sikreto!;p
her: e secret pala e...syo na yang secret mo! hahaha!:D meron sa tindahan nyan!:-p
him: wala yata e, pero ayaw mo di wag :(
her: hahaha!:D i have to know ur secret first.:D
him: pakita ko nalang sayo jan ;)~
her: hahaha!:D i won't allow it unless i know what it is. hehe.:p
him: yaw kong may evidence e ;p~
her: hahahah!:D oh c'mon!:-p
him: 'lam na un! ..shaved ito!;p~
her: shaved??? lol!:D
him: sure y not?!;p~
her: no i mean, you said kasi "shaved ito!" -- what do u mean by that? hehehhe. slow sobra, sorry. hahaha!!
her: kasi i might be thinking something and u mean otherwise.:D
him: 'wari pa, yoko na nga! hmph!:(
her: nope, promise..baka kasi mali iniisip ko. kahiya naman. hehehe. so, enlighten me pls?:D
him: 'lam na yooon, 'to naman 'wari pang di ko alam na greenminded din sya ;p~
him: bukas nalang uli, pagisipan mo nalang muna, lakas na ng tama ng melatonin ko e..gnyt!muah!
her: sure sige. tom na lang.:) gudnyt!:-*
him: sorry, wasn't able to check my work email today (and won't be able to check it 'til monday), did u reply? mzta?
her: yeah..just said "sure sige. tom na lang.:) gudnyt!:-*". hehe. ok naman about u?

he has been busted having web cam sex with women online so i wana know if something is going on...thanks so much!
its filipino
I tried to find a translater but they wont tell me the slang words so i get get much out if it. sounds like hes planing on cheating while he is there visiting to me.
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: he's discussing the philosophy of ancient Egypt, no need to worry
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: go on translation.langenberg / it is translation website i use it all the timexx
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: With All due respect, obviously something is going on-no need to translate. He is talking with a girl in some sort of made up code. Obviously he doesn't want you to be able to read all of it. Then in one line he says "not able to check my work email."
These are people who have talked more than just a few times.

This guy is creepin'

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: something was about to happen ...
him wants to give her something.
him already gave her a kiss before
him wants to show her something
her will not allow him unless she knew it
him will show her his shaved one
her might be wrong on what's she's thinking
him told her that she already knew it, because she was also green minded
him told her to think about it

That's in Filipino (Tagalog)

I am a Filipino, what I just tell was the highlight of their chat. As I said, something was about to happen.
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: This is a mixture of English and Tagalog, a language
from the Philippine Islands. See if you can find a
speaker of Tagalog who can translate it for you.
I'm sorry I can't do it myself.
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: Don't know Filipino, sorry. But if he has had 'cyber' on webcam before with someone, why are you with him still? You are obviously paranoid and small things are going to make you suspicious.

Relax, or leave him =)
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